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"Dear God?!? It's Invincible!!?!"
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Dr. Phil (Guest)
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"Dear God?!? It's Invincible!!?!"
May-18-04, 03:24 PM (Pacific)
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Today after comming from a club meeting at lunch I arrived at the area where my friends and I usually eat lunch and found the guys standing up and about 10 feet down from where we usually sit. I thought that it was odd and they beckoned me over. They told me a tale horror that I cannot begin to comprehend. They had been sitting eating lunch when one of the beasts began a steady advance on them. They, not knowing what they were up against, freaked out and kicked a rock at it severing off a leg. The demon was unphased and continued to advance. They had started to panick and kicked a second rock it it severing its head until it hung by a sliver of it's chitonous hide. The undead beheamoth poured out its inner organs and still came for more. They then stomped on it twice and placed a rock on it to make sure it wasn't comming back for more. Unfortunatly you cannot kill what is already dead... It kicked the rock of and continued to squirm. They decided the only way to kill it was to either set it ablaze or drown it in a pool of liquid awesome (mountain dew). Yet even this did not completly stop it. They still not knowing quite what it was named it the spawn of satan. Several hours later we decided to see if the demon had died yet. To our shock and horror it was still kicking. Van Helsing where are you!?!!?
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Someone who was there (Guest)
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1. "RE: Dear God?!? It's Invincible!!?!"
May-18-04, 05:07 PM (Pacific)
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To add more, we finally decided to put it in a mountain dew bottle and throw it away, hoping it would eventually die. Just to make sure, once the cap was on the bottle was shaken furiously. The once intact organs of the potatoe bug were splattered all over the bottle. To our horror, it was still kicking. I checked two and a half hours later, and I was shocked to see the gooey stump trying to walk around the bottle (unsuccesfully). At that point I thought it had to either be the beast of the anti-christ mentioned in revolations or a Zurg cerebrate from Star Craft. To my relief it was dead in another hour, but I doubt it was permanently so.
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potato bug tea (Guest)
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2. "RE: Drink this!!!!"
May-21-04, 07:17 AM (Pacific)
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My best friend in the whole wide world made "tea" for us and as we sat and sipped-- to our chilling horror a potato bug was in the bottom of her tea mug. She drank all the tea until she noticed it motionless but alive in the bottom of her mug. We screamed and did the agony dance together for a long time alerting our neighbors that something was terribly wrong. They had to run across the street to the house to ask if we were okay. I still get the creepy shivers when I think about it.
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